接着,他的嗓音硬生生往上跳了两个八度,以一种极其刺耳尖利的假声费力唱到:
Ooo, eee, ooh ah ah
Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang
Ooo, eee, ooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang
其他几位立刻齐声加入进来,再次应和了一遍“Ooo-eee”的曲调;星光的下巴几乎要在桌面上砸出一个洞来。接着马克又在桌上响亮打了四拍,唱出另一段歌词:
I told the unicorn it’s time for Entropy
I told the unicorn we’d wake him, wait and see
To beat the unicorn everybody sing with me (here we go)
大家从桌边一跃而起开始起舞,轻手轻脚跨过居住舱内种植的土豆,继续把Witch Doctor那傻傻的尖细曲调再唱了两遍,之后马克嚷嚷道,“接下来送上桥段!”
You know that you’re railroading us just like you were a choo-choo
And I admit we are not very brave
But if you keep on going then we’ll have to make it silly
Because we have another world to save
I told the unicorn the world is at an end
I told the unicorn she’ll need a new campaign
But because it feels like fun let’s sing the chant again
还没等他们唱完第六遍“Ooo, eee”,星光就用魔法在自己的头顶上绘出了一面小小的全息白旗表示投降,不过他们还是完整把这首歌唱完了,因为好玩。
然后,在几阵欢声笑语,并语重心长地强调了几句D&D战役的设计必须让所有参与者都能够觉得好玩之后,马克向他们讲述了宇宙第六自然力的传奇故事:引力、电磁力、强力、弱力、魔力,以及老人亨德森。
星光默默听着,牢牢记住了这个教训……
……不过她也记下了这一招。